Chris's Double Chin is so Big

Oh my GAWD!!!

This is Chris Kirkpatrick from 'NSYNC. For some sad reason my friend Christina and I were bored one day and made up tons of jokes about Chris's double chin. Whether ya'll find them funny or not, we've decided to share them with you. We don't mean to offend anyone by this, and don't wanna get any hate mail from obsessed Chris fans, this is just for fun. Sort of for our own amusement. Take a joke or get out! Hehe!!


Chris's chin is sooooo big....

( jokes with a name in yellow beside it have been submitted )


....that when Chris was born, his mom thought that she had twins!!

....that when Chris does the dishes, he washes and his chin dries!!!

....that when he's driving and get's tired, he stops and let's his chin take over!!

....that when it's rainy out, he just pulls his chin over his head to keep dry!!

....that when he loses stuff, the first place he looks for it is in his chin!!

....that when he does his pants up it get's caught in his zipper!!

....that when he walks, it get's in his way and he trips over it!!

....that he and his chin go on double dates together!!

....that it needs it's own zipcode!! ( Tiffany )

....that when Chris goes to the movies, he has to buy an extra ticket for his chin!! ( Tiffany )

....that Chris has to ask the other band members if his socks match because his chin blocks his view of his feet!! ( Tiffany )

....that when Chris checks in to a hotel, he has to request a kingsize bed to fit both him and his chin!! ( Julie )


I'd like to hear your Chris's Chin jokes. If you think of any good ones, you can submit them by filling out the form below...

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